Jack Be Nimble. Jack Be Quick.



Jack raped a chick; now turns gay tricks.

Known as the sleepy-eyed white guy with the bullets tattooed around his thigh (like a fucking idiot), has found himself in quite the pickle. And now for a tidy sum, you can put your pickle in him! (Or anything else for that matter, he's a whore.)

Over the past few months, I'm sure you've all read that Mr. Venice aka Christopher Jack Reid has been quite the skeevy freak. First he finds a slow witted "wingman" in a bar, then crashes a party and gets kicked out of said party for exposing his dick to a bunch of guys, then is named in a rape case by a woman who was sleeping and woke to find her tampon removed and her pussy throbbing with the ache of penetration (God help her when the Herpes show up), and then identified the slow witted wingman leaving the scene of the crime with another male.

Now Mr. Venice/Reid is appearing on the ever tacky site of Ms. David Forest, Pimp to the Lonely. Joining the likes of past "straight" porn stars like Julian/Jordan Rivers, Joey Ray, Hakan, and a few other of David Forest's past bitches. It literally sucks to be him now... Literally.

The most disturbing thing about this situation is that his Mother had to go on air to defend him. Not so much the ache of a parent for their child in peril, but the fact that she looks like Ernest Borgnine.

Not really shocking news, but I always expected Erik Everhard to be the first of the two to be arrested. Guess I was wrong.

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Long time no type...

To the 5 of you who still peruse this blog, or anyone else who comes across it, I am still around, just became to busy to blog. It's not as easy at it looks, and I'm lazy. But I will pop in from time to time I guess.

Living in California is a blast, especially when nothings on fire. There aren't strong seasons here, so that will take some getting used to. My work takes me from Chatsworth/Los Angeles to Las Vegas a lot so spare time can be rare.

Moving on. Thanks to all that have been here since I abandoned it.

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Porn Brothers Pt. 1: Voodoo & Franco Del Torro



Over the past few days, I’ve noticed that porn siblings are rarely similar, except in looks and appendage. So I’m beginning this excursion of this weeks postings; by dedicating the first post to one of the newest pairs to the adult industry: Voodoo and his little brother Franco Del Torro (Franko Del Toro).



Voodoo aka Voodoo Child aka Alex Torre, Born September 24, 1977, has been around since 1999; Franko is new to the business. Starting out in 2004, and not getting that much name attention until he appeared in Chi Chi LaRue’s St8 Shots in a separate scene from his brother.



It seems to take a “gay” act to get attention in the business these days. But I digress. I found both scenes of the brothers to be hot as hell. The smoldering eyes, that Carmel skin, and most importantly the trouser snakes. 20 inches of sheer joy between the two. Which is where most men wouldn’t mind being… And I’m a top!



The first picture in this post is from Voodoo's scene in Str8shots. The Video is here. The entire high quality photo series from that scene is here.
Video: WMV about 70MB Entire scene.

The second picture is Franko (Franco) from the same video. Video is here. High quality gallery is here.
Video: WMV Entire scene.

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Str8 Crush of the day: Jerry Butler



My first exposure to porn came by way of 3 VHS tapes. One was an interracial marketed compilation from Leisure Time, the other 2 were homemade compilations--the ones where someone recorded several movies onto one tape one their own. One of these tapes had a video called “In and out of Africa.” This is where I first encountered Jerry Butler.

He is sitting on a sofa cleaning his gun (a real one, get your mind out of the gutter) and then this pretty girl enters and the sex begins. I was taken by his rugged looks, handsome not only in the traditional ways, but in an eclectic way as well. He was dressed in safari clothing, but if I had imagined him in jeans and t-shirt delivering water, I may not have given him a second look. Yet he was mesmerizing.

He never achieved a full erection, something I noticed in a lot of his movies. Kind of like the Rod Garretto of straight porn, but he didn’t have to choke it to penetrate.



His attractiveness was the hook that lured me in, the face, angelic with a devilish grin, and the most beautiful chest hair to ever grace a porn star. Even better than Harry Reems! (A very close and well-adored second.) But it wasn’t these qualities that endured him to me. It was his facial expressions. He would wince and twitch with such abandon. I couldn’t tell if it was truly ecstasy or agony that he was enduring, but I couldn’t turn away. In “In and out of Africa”, the first scene when he’s being blown, he stands on the sofa, straddling the face of this woman and the camera zooms into his ever-grimacing face and I was transfixed. It was if the woman in the video didn’t even exist (maybe someone at Evil Angel saw this… that would explain so much). It was just such a turn on to see the enjoyment (?) on his face. But then they cut to a close-up of his cock and it was “noodle-ville”.

That withstanding he’s been a constant turn on for me. I will watch anything I see his name on. Even a few of his non-sexual roles in movies like: Club Josephine, Groupies, and Lez be friends.

Born May 13, 1959 as Paul Siederman in Brooklyn N.Y. He had his first porn experience watching the likes of John Holmes on 8mm films his father had when he was about 5 years old. Information found in what was the first tell-all written by a porn star. Something that has become more common since, but with a lot less dish after his booked ended his career.



Published in 1990, Raw Talent, named for one of his most famous movies, became a random book to the public at large, but created a firestorm of issues within the porn industry. Many of which are still exist. Mentioning Jerry Butler to many seasoned porn veterans is like discussing gay marriage at conservative Christian banquet for American preservation. Something that just should not be done.
From insipid rants of name calling to facial expressions that rival his own in performance, only this time you know it’s not ecstasy, just full on hate. Even from some of the nicest starlets, many whom he dated, or even lived with speak of him in the most unflattering tones.

Having read the book I didn’t really get what the entire buzz was about. My thoughts on the book are that it is a truly great read. Fan or not you should enjoy it. And if you’re too scared to purchase it face to face or through Amazon try Ebay. (No one will know.)

A few comments I found really should have made a couple of people want to kill him. Here are a few:

“Fucking Bunny Bleu is like fucking Bobo the Clown.”

“Siobhan Hunter looks like Ray Bolger in drag.”

“Honey (Wilder) has a very distinct voice, which sounds like a horn being blown backwards or a duck getting fucked through the beak.”

“Joanna Storm always reminded me of a little clown. But when we first worked together wasn’t too funny… she had her period… Often she had sores around her mouth.”

On Traci Lords: “Porky and lazy, her balloon tits didn’t do much for me. Then she started making these orgasmic sounds--even before I pulled down my zipper! It was like fucking a voice-over.”

On Angel Kelly (Who he works with in In and out of Africa): “Oh, brother! At first, I thought she looked like Sammy Davis, Jr. in drag. She had one of the smelliest pussies I ever put my nose into.” (He later states that she had cleaned up months later when they made In and out of Africa.)

“Buck Adams was the most peculiar-looking person I’ve ever seen. With his jutting jaw, his oddly shaped face, and his tight thoroughbred body, I don’t know where he was coming from.”

“Every time Harry Reems tries to pull his “seniority” bullshit on me, I put him in his place.”

On Ron Jeremy and envying his big penis: “But if I had to rely on a face like that… forget it!”

“Blake Palmer’s penis looks like Stevie Wonder did the circumcision. Ever take salami, rip the casing off the top, and see the beef swell up? That’s what his dick looks like.”

“Tony Montana is a toilet bowl that will not flush. The man is just plain obnoxious and rude.”



That’s just a drop in the bucket. But if you think the book is all industry dish, it is not. Most of it is about his life. Growing up in Brooklyn and letting a boy touch his “pee-pee” when he was about 4. His first time with a prostitute when he was a teen. It took less than a minute and he came; she hit him and walked away. His love of hockey and trying out for the New York Rangers.

Training under actor James Beard at the beginning of what was to be his “legitimate” acting career before he made his way to porn. His marriage to former actress (Wednesday Addams from the Addam’s Family sitcom) Lisa Loring, and his kid Thomas that, in the book he states that he hasn’t seen since he was 12 months of age.

If you are unaware, well before he wrote the book, he was rumored to have been in a gay relationship with (actually several men, but one director in particular) Chuck Vincent.



In the book, Jerry Butler states that early in his career many gay men in the N.Y. Theater community propositioned him for sex. Even a casting director for “One Life to Live”. He swears he disliked the attention, but admits in the book that he sucked a guy’s dick for a part once:

“Michael was still horny. He told me he’d send me out on auditions and manage my career if I’d be “nice” to him. What the hell could I do? I went to bed with him that night, and I sucked his damned cock. It was ridiculous, and it was terrible. When he went down on me, I had to fantasize that he was a woman.”

He also talks of a scene he did with a transsexual in Despicable Dames:

“Although I was attracted to this he/she, who had the face of a pretty Spanish woman and nice round little tits, when the director asked if I’d let the he/she suck my dick, I refused. But I did let the he/she touch my nipples. I may act like a homosexual for a role, but I’ve never done any homosexual act on camera. I’ve been accused of it many times. As I’ve said before, if a guy can show me concrete evidence, there’s $1,000.00 in it for him--plus a blow job from me.”

Other odd things are a story of a night in a hotel room with a starlet who fucks him in the ass with the handle of a hairbrush and another on stimulating himself when the women don’t turn him on, he describes rubbing his anus on the heel of a girl while filming a scene to stay hard.

It’s an interesting read from an interesting man. Pick if up if you can.

As for where Jerry is today, last I read he is a paranoid bus driver in Brooklyn, who is raising a kid. No word on weather it’s his first or he has another one, or is raising it with/for someone else. The article is here.

Since I haven't posted a lot, I thought I'd post 3 videos of Mr. Butler.



Tongue Twister:
A bath scene where Jerry gets a blowjob/handjob. One of the best full body videos I've ever seen of him. He sits atop a tub while being serviced.
12 Min. 30MB WMV Here.



Femme:
Another scene where Jerry is a photographer. Good sex.
10 Min. 24MB WMV Here.



Long Ranger:
One of the best movies he ever made, appears in 2 scenes. This is the first, and best. One of the hardest erections I've seen on him and one of his best cumshots even if it is done with humor. One of my favorite scenes from and 80's movie.
15 Min. 33MB WMV Here. {Will self delete in 14 days.}

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Lyric Change...



*Sung to a Nelly Song*

It's getting fat down there.
So please keep on your clothes.

Just kidding. I'd still ride him.
I'll just limber up more before I mount him.

But I remeber when...

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A Friend Made me post this...

GRAY
What Color is Your Soul? {8 results + artsitic pics}

brought to you by Quizilla

She's tripping over it so I took the stupid poll and these are my results. Sorry if anyone is offended by this filth, but I keep my word.

:)


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Str8 Crush of the day: Jake Steed



This post starts as an urban legend. I first saw an Adonis named Jake in a 4-hour compilation video of group sex by a cheap and cheesy company called Leisure Time. He was sexy & shy, yet confident, mocha colored God with a chiseled swimmers build and a cock that is best described as a club.



When I would later learn his last name was Steed, it only seemed fitting. Either that or King Dong. Maybe Gigantor. He quickly became a favorite of mine. One of those crushes that just never died.





Mr. Steed first entered the business in the usual 80’s way. He was in the right place, at the right time. Discovered by the same man that brought us Rod Garetto, Jeff Golden, and many others, and built the Filmco/Bachuss gay lines to the mediocre splendor that I still half-enjoy today; Hal Roth.

I heard that Jake had a small gay past behind him. And that sent me on a mission. A mission of quick disappointment! I first came across Black Work Out 3. In which Jake appears for less than 3 minutes spliced into an orgy. He appears as the orgy starts, pulls his cock out of his shorts and spurts and runs. I remind you, the 3 minutes are spread out through a 20+ minute orgy.



I was told that Mr. Steed became the live in pet of his eventual director of both movies. He was also a reluctant performer. He had no problems when there weren’t cameras around, but as soon as the thought of others seeing him in the act crossed his sexy mulatto mind, he would freak. The ultra-straight boy freak. Throwing stuff, including punches, swearing to God he “Ain’t into no Faggot!” and other shouted statements of the sort. Then he’d calm down, and get blown like a good porn star, just not on film.

He backed out of many gay films at first, before showing up for the quick solo in BWO3. His scene was also shot without the orgy! He is watching straight porn on a TV with only his “director” running the camera. A common trick in the industry to calm a straight guy down. It worked.



He would eventually agree to a blowjob on film. Especially after meeting his costar, Tim Lowe, and his “girlfriend.” Tim Lowe, another straight performer, most famous for killing one of his tricks and going to jail within a couple of years after this, was head over heels for Mr. Steed, working under the named Rick Wynn at the time. And living together with the director only made them closer. Until another breakdown just before they started shooting.

Offered more money and swearing nothing gay would happen on film, he started the scene. After calming down, he agreed to let Mr. Lowe give him a hand job as long as it was made to look as if he was unaware it was happening. (This tactic was used for Julian/Jordan Rivers in Fly Bi Night as well.)

For a very brief moment a guy on film jacks Jake. And it remained a very deep secret until another Black male performer made a name for himself in the business: Byron Long. Another man brought into the industry by the same man, same company, but with a lot less psychosis. He had a full one-sex scene in a movie called Dreamin’ a black and Latin Fantasy. Even doing a few performances at gay bars around the L.A. Area before he jumped ship to the straight side after working with some other Down Low Brotha’s (not my term, I swear) who had also crossed over with a lot less success.

A company decided to market Byron’s one scene in a compilation movie of his straight work and a lot of other black gay work entitled “Byron Long’s Secret Gay Tapes”. In a fit of rage Mr. Long protested and swore up and down the scenes were faked, and then they weren’t him, then, running out of ideas, blurted out, “Why didn’t y’all do this to Jake Steed? Dat Nigga dun did like 20 gay movies!” (That’s how it was quoted to me.) And from that, came “Jake Steed’s Bi Movie.”

But this isn’t the rumor that started this thread; it was a discussion of Asses. We did a poll among friends on who had the greatest Asses in porn. A really hard poll I might add. So many variable, decades, str8/gay, ethnicity's, builds (Bodybuilder/twink/etc)… And I commented that Jake Steed has never had his ass filmed well. Peter North, Tom Byron, even Ron Jeremy have movies where there are brilliant ass shots, but I have personally never seen one with Jake.

I was then told of a Myth of a sex scene. A well shot, high-end movie company that made a plot driven porn movie with Jake Steed as a snake charmer (no pun intended whatsoever!) having his way with a woman in broad daylight, with every glistening muscle clenching and pulsing with sheer sexual energy.

I begged for name of the movie and I was told not to even bother. Before I could punch the guy, he explained that the scene (the sex at least) was deleted because this company didn’t want to film interracial sex.

Without hesitation I asked, Vivid? And he said yes. The movie is The Ancient Secrets of the Kama Sutra. And a brief moment appears as a full-clothed Jake plays an instrument to summon a topless actress out of a basket, and the scene ends. So I headed to the Vivid site and found the photo gallery for the movie, and was half delighted to see the pictures from the actual sex scene did survive this plot against my libido. Or at least, were accidentally saved and not destroyed to cover up the human tragedy of white-on-caramel sex.

I can at least attest this rumor true. I’ve never seen Jake’s ass look this good anywhere else. Pity its not on film.

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Thanksgiving Message-Delayed

Busy with family and friends and life stuff, but I thought I'd post something that everyone needs during the holidays. Gifts! And can you imagine a better gift?



Full Scene HERE. WMV downloadable, fast, and streamable on the page. :)

A God among men, Julian (Rios)/Jordan Rivers etc. is an awe inspiring site for longing eyes. Great history too. Will get to that eventually I swear, right behind Jerry Butler, Mike Horner, Brick Majors, Ryan Idol, and Ken Ryker. Probably by the 5th of December when Life is less hectic. But enjoy the vid.

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Mark Jennings aka Dan Parks



Dan Parks (Danny Parks) was the name he used first, I believe. Later becoming better known for being Mark (Marc) Jennings in most of his films.

The lanky, Minnesota-boy-looking guy with the horse cock has always been a favorite of mine. I’ve seen most of his gay videos such as "Frat House Memories", “Tough Competition”, “Hot Male Mechanics”, "Route 69", etc. but I wasn’t aware of his brief stint as a Straight porn star.





Apparently in the mix with Peter North and Marc Wallice, among others, Mr. Jennings was pursued for straight stardom as well.



It’s not known weather he didn’t like it, or it didn’t like him. (He’s very fey in this video), but he performed well sexually. He did a straight-then-bi scene in the movie Best Friends 2 (II) that was quite impressive. Also his best gay movie if you ask me.

He topped, he bottomed, and then he disappeared. Rumors of college and escorting made the rounds.

He made a brief comeback in the early 90’s in the Chad Connors flick Sex Quest. Still looked pretty good, but that innocent charm he had seemed to have gone. (But he was still hung like a horse, and has butched up a little bit, giving good ol’ high squealing Chad quite the pounding in the first scene.) Worth looking for if you're a fan of either.

Mark/Dan/Danny's straight video:
AVI 60 MB 10 Min. Here. {Divx}
RM 16 MB 10 Min. Here.

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Bruce Patterson





I first came across Bruce Patterson in the AllworldsVideo movie ‘Playing with Fire.’ He played a fireman. Sadly, this is one of those movies where a director forgets what they are actually directing and begins to think outside the box by mimicking shots/cuts/editing tricks from mainstream forms of media. So the “genius” that directed this flick decided to cut back and fourth between a beautiful three-way with Bruce, J. T. Sloan, and Drew Andrews, with a solo of another husky stud.








The scene itself was rather hot. Bruce looks beautiful naked and is totally submissive with his demeanor. Never once do you get the attitude that plagues so many “gay for pay” performers. When that gigantic body lays across the work out bench totally naked, and oiled up, he gladly parts those ever tight cheeks to reveal one of the pinkest pinched puckers I’ve ever seen, especially on a bodybuilder. He does not bottom in the scene, receives a short rim job and then oral from the two; even reciprocating.



That is the first of 2 scenes in the movie, but it sucked me in as a fan and has never let me go. The second scene takes place on a fire truck. A duo of Bruce, working under the name Chris Thunder, and Ty Fox that turns into an orgy of about 5. Nothing really special here, but worth the rental.



Bruce Patterson was born in New Brunswick Canada and started lifting weights when he was 12, and began bodybuilding when he was 18 after looking at men in bodybuilding magazines and feeling he could contribute to the sport. His exceptional body and handsome looks were aiming him straight to the top of the field in his sport. Many big names in the bodybuilding community compared him to a man by the name of Arnold. (Some actor turned politician you’ve probably never heard of.)





Bruce became a staple as a cover boy for fitness/muscle magazines around the world. And began making money hand over fist with endorsements. It’s not common knowledge that bodybuilders don’t make much money. If you aren’t in the top 5 in the world, you are probably making less than $15,000 a year if you compete at least 2 times a month, and place in over 70% of them. Which is a tall task to do. And if you’re out of the top 10, then you’re looking at less then $9000 a year. It’s the endorsements that give you the living. Other than that you must look elsewhere for finances. (Ever notice how many bodybuilders are escorts or pose nude?)





It is still a mystery why Bruce turned to porn. It’s speculated that he was actually interested in the medium itself. Only he knows for sure. But it was a costly decision. Within the weeks of the release of his first gay film, he lost all of his endorsements, and then came the controversy. A man that was placing in the top 3 in almost every event he competed just days earlier, suddenly fell out of the top 10, or 20 in some cases. With that came the name-calling, the stares, and the trappings of the “We don’t want you here” attitude that exists in the bodybuilding profession.





Bruce left the business for while. Taking time with his girlfriend and daughter. Waiting for the drama to blow over. But it never did. In 2003 Bruce competed in the Night of Champions event. He showed up with his girlfriend in tow and was total perfection. Not an ounce of fat on him, or a vein out of place. He took to the stage with weak applause, but it didn’t seem to bother him. He posed and showboated and gave it his all. Although he was obviously top 5 quality, he barely placed in the top 20. He left the event after the initial judging, sick. And I couldn’t blame him.



Since then he has been competing in lesser events. Stuff that he wouldn’t have set foot in when he was at the very beginning of his career. And he doesn’t win those either.



His main stay of support is his wife’s day job and his own as a personal trainer. He spends most of his time at a gym in a town not so far away from where he was born. Usually works out with a few much smaller guys who seem to worship him with a “more than just friends” admiration. And continues to run his own Website: brucepatterson.com.





The Website is not bad for a non-porn star Website. There are plenty of galleries, all capable of being right-clicked and saved. Most of them are web captures from his weekly Web cam shows. Others are professional shots shot around the country, from Arizona to New York. As for the Web cam shows, it’s usually a big bore.





Although he’s a super nice guy, very friendly, he now chats by voice to your type, and is extremely personable and easy going. He chats for about 30 minutes and then begins to strip. This is sometimes (but rarely) preceded by the unorthodox act of ripping a shirt or crushing and empty can. Neither does a thing for me, but some of the queens watching him lose their minds when he does it. Or badger him with requests to do it every time he’s on.




And in the final 10 minutes he takes off his pants and continues to flex his unbelievably beautiful muscles and dangle that average but still nice and SOFT wang of his. It's so boring that a lot of times no one shos up! He has several videos of him simply pretending he can read a book reading a book, or just staring at the screen saying, "Where is every one?" But each show, going back a few years, is available for download on the site, in Real Player format only. Also, several of his “lifestyle” videos (nudies, very little to no erection and absolutely no sex) videos are there as well.

Another part to his story is the relationship with his girlfriend, now possibly wife. She’s thrown him out several times, including just a few months ago that had him away from his site for about 3 months, and performing from some shack looking place. To add more to this, she magically walks in right about the time he gets naked. EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! I’m sure it’s just a coincidence though. Maybe it has to do with his “Private Consultations” that he offers on his Website. I mean, don’t we all need a man to fly from Canada to pose for us… with no mention of a price until you email? I mean... Don’t we?





Although still under contract with AllworldsVideo, even stating he would bottom in at least 1 film, it’s pretty safe to say that his gay porn career is over. And he has only made one new nudie in the last year either. And another with him (CLOTHED!) working out with and lifting 2 normal sized guys. (The ones that follow him around at the gym, I’m told.)



Whatever he does, I will watch. He’s just that cute to me. Can’t fuck worth a shit, but he’s cute.





Movie List:
1. Playing with Fire - 2 scenes
2. Like Father Like Son- 2 Scenes. Both hot. Fucks really oddly in last group scene. Maybe it was his first time as a top?
3. Military Muscle - Runs around naked with weaponry.
4-15. His store - Currently 14 Origional movies and a few vhs copies of his webcam shows in compilation format.

A 10 Min. RealMedia Video of Bruce's Webshow is here. 10MB RealMedia/RealPlayer file.

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