Jack Be Nimble. Jack Be Quick.



Jack raped a chick; now turns gay tricks.

Known as the sleepy-eyed white guy with the bullets tattooed around his thigh (like a fucking idiot), has found himself in quite the pickle. And now for a tidy sum, you can put your pickle in him! (Or anything else for that matter, he's a whore.)

Over the past few months, I'm sure you've all read that Mr. Venice aka Christopher Jack Reid has been quite the skeevy freak. First he finds a slow witted "wingman" in a bar, then crashes a party and gets kicked out of said party for exposing his dick to a bunch of guys, then is named in a rape case by a woman who was sleeping and woke to find her tampon removed and her pussy throbbing with the ache of penetration (God help her when the Herpes show up), and then identified the slow witted wingman leaving the scene of the crime with another male.

Now Mr. Venice/Reid is appearing on the ever tacky site of Ms. David Forest, Pimp to the Lonely. Joining the likes of past "straight" porn stars like Julian/Jordan Rivers, Joey Ray, Hakan, and a few other of David Forest's past bitches. It literally sucks to be him now... Literally.

The most disturbing thing about this situation is that his Mother had to go on air to defend him. Not so much the ache of a parent for their child in peril, but the fact that she looks like Ernest Borgnine.

Not really shocking news, but I always expected Erik Everhard to be the first of the two to be arrested. Guess I was wrong.