Str8 Crush: Seymore Butts

His resemblance to Satan aside, I've always found Mr. Butts to be a very attractive man. He has that "Je ne sais qua" that many American porn stars simply lack. Most of them make up for this with either good looks, penis legnth/girth, or rippling muscles. And it's plainly obvious that Mr. Butts doesn't have any of these qualities.

When I first saw him in the movie "Buttman's Ultimate Workout" he was the picture of fitness. He was tanned, toned, and still had body hair, something that was rare then (and now) for a male porn star. He was not bulky by any means; he had the perfect swimmers build. How he ended up with the body of a rabid crack user, I'll never know.





His fondness for shooting POV when he performs in a scene is more financially motivated than artistic vision, but when I see that camera zooming in on that tri-colored cock of his, all my complaints melt away. Usually replaced by visions of him attempting to fuck a bleach bottle. How the hell do you get that many colors on one dick? Jesus! They even colored his dildo that way!

Aside from his rare placements in front of the camera, his role behind it has also made him one of my favorite directors. Right up there with Christoph Clark, Paul Thomas, The Dark Brothers, & so many more, he makes damn sure the guy gets enough screen time. If only he used more attractive men. Mark Davis is one that I liked, but his obsession with Tom Byron & Herschel Savage is borderline psycho. He cannot make a movie without them. And Tom Byron's old ass is well past it's prime, and Herschel Savage's ass never had one. But if you like either male, any Seymore video will be a showcase of every inch of them.






He loved to direct a good rim job. Not just that lick around it either, he has the women (even the ones he's dating!) dig that tongue deep into the hole and keep it there, wriggling! And he's not above being fingered. In the Ultimate video I've already mentioned, and his own directed Lip Service where there are 2 great fingering scenes.