I've been a fan of Kris Slater since I first laid eyes on him in 2002 in a video called "Young as they Cum #9." A video I purchased because of my blinding obsession with Julian. He was performing with an adequate looking redhead that I would later learn to be his eventual wife.





This mix of Star Trek geek meets military man with a hint of fag in the mix just intrigued me. It also readied me for the eventual "he's done something gay, or as close to gay as he is willing to" video/picture hunt that all fans of straight male porn stars go on. Google is our friend after all.










I thought he had gotten out of his system early on in his career when I saw that he'd posed for at least 2 solo photo shoots around the same time he and his wife entered the industry. Then I came along and found him working for Boy Ride under the name Slater Wood, eventually renamed simply Slater.




In the video he is his ever swarthy meets goofy meets faggy self and it was wonderful. Toned and beautiful as ever, and then he started fingering!! I assumed this was as good as I would ever get and had no complaints. That tided me over until he posed for the badly acted site No Way Am I Gay.




He does one of the best solos ever shot, especially if you like his ass and far shooting copious cum shots. A good 5 minutes of him preening and swishing and fagging out about his love of his own as. "That's all mine," he screams in that Little Orphan Annie voice of his. But he wasn't done just yet.






As soon as the Recession hit, his ass opened up for business. Taking it up the ass 2 times on 1 site. Guys Get Fucked and it's sister site Girlfriend Handjobs. On one he takes a strap on, on the other, a vibrator. Both poorly acted as he ever so queenly rebuffs the advanced of the females that ravage him, before becoming a squealer with the overacting of "it's my first time it hurts."





And from that he's moved on to forced cross dressing.





If things keep going as they are, he should be working for Chi Chi LaRue soon.





Let us all pray.